Helga, who lives down the hall myself My math friend Andrea in the next office My officemate Christof Andrea's bitch Arjun-o-rama The Colshinator Fish Adam of Wen J Scott Patricia

Dear Friends,

It has come to my attention that I offended several (at least) people by excluding them from this page. The very small list on this page is not at all meant to be all of my friends. If your picture is not here, it must be because I don't have a picture of you, or I have not taken the time to put one up because I am a slacker. I'm really really really really sorry if you thought I didn't consider you a friend and actually I do. Then again, if you are some random loser reading all this personal stuff, forget about it, dude.