| Your favorite condiment: |
Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
French's
Worcestershire Sauce
Vindaloo Sauce
Kraft Italian
Dressing
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Texas Pete
Balsamic
Vinaigrette
Soy Sauce
Ketchup
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| My view on Hilbert Space: |
The map is not the territory
I bet they've got all sorts of wild Pokemon there!
A land festering with the presence of the evil Aku
Isn't that where the Holly-Hop Drive took us?
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I could always ask M.P.
I know I've got a book around here somewhere with a good definition.
Infinite-dimensional spaces don't exist, as everybody knows, so if
you use it to prove something, you're wrong! I'm right!
Fine by me, as long as it doesn't send donkeys to my hill.
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| I wake up: |
at the butt-crack of dawn
when the maid brings me tea
at 5 p.m.
at 7 a.m.
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at 7:10 a.m., when my wife yells at me
at 6 a.m. - you know Ben Franklin's saying!
at 10 a.m. when Misty yells at me
when the bounty hunters try to kill me
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| I collect: |
Letters from people who can't solve simple brainteasers
Lint
Teddy Bears
Books
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Cute Japanime critters
Yarn
VW vans, esp. air-cooled ones
Fatal enemies
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| Beverage of choice: |
Lager
Diet Coke
Murphy's Stout
Green tea
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Jolt Cola
Jameson's Irish Whiskey
Milk - it does a body good!
Chocolate Soy Milk - it does a body better!
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| Fat of choice: |
Butter
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Olive Oil
Beef fat
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Canola Oil
Sesame Oil
Soybean Oil
Crisco
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| Your daily attire: |
All black, all the time
Jeans and T-shirt, with useless vest
Pantsuit
Soft cotton pastels
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Long, dark dress with bonnet
Jeans, linen shirt, and leather vest
Light, flowing robe with all-important accessory: a sword
What I wore yesterday
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| My favorite books: |
Are on Oprah's Book Club
Were written over 100 years ago
Scratch-n-sniff
Political fiction set in the future
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Brain teasers and clueless math books
Ancient scrolls helpful to my quest
Graphic novels
Uh... read?
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| My favorite movie (so far): |
Clueless
Barbarella
David Copperfield
Titanic
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I don't watch movies, but if I did, Citizen Kane
The Wild One
Rashomon
Monsters, Inc.
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